This article makes no noise at all. I had no idea what to title this going into it. "Silence is Golden", "The Right to Remain Silent", "Silent But Deadly". In the end, no title could do this subject matter but the lack thereof. I'm writing about the absence of any noise or sound. Specifically, I am writing about how this absence relates to feelings of unease, despair, loneliness, fear, and a shattering grasp on reality. I recently took on a couple weeks worth of night shifts

This article is meant to be a short follow-up to my previous article, Every Copy is Personalized, which relates to the more despair-inducing elements Super Mario 64. If you haven't read it, well, I wouldn't blame you because I am horrible and pathetic and nothing I write is worth reading. Now read this! L is real, 2401. The fabled existence of Luigi as a secret character in Super Mario 64, hinted at by the castle's courtyard plaque supposedly declaring "L is real 2401". If yo

"Every copy of Super Mario 64 is personalized because Super Mario 64 is only relevant, only significant, only real in our mind’s eye when it is personalized." Hello, mollusk. Did you heard the gospel? I am here to tell you that, indeed, L is real 2401. Eternal star. Every copy is personalized. The year 2020 has been on a consistent nosedive into a deep, dark void, more and more nightmarish with the passing of each sullen month. But people who give their opinions regarding cur