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ATTENTION !!! ATTENTION !!! THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM PUT IT ON MY BILL !!! PLEASE STAND BY FOR THE FOLLOWING REPORT !!!

I hope your day going as well as to be expected. I am here on behalf of Put It on My Bill, the expanding organization you know from such classics as "Dead Rising Review (2014)", "Crash Bandicoot 2: Big Boys Back in Town (2016)" and more recently "Me Time #2 - Fate, Jobs, Allergies, E3, and Big Fat Liar (2018)".

The company is growing to unprecedented boundaries, and we would like to make these announcements known to you. We are currently in the process of creating a merchandise store, so that you can have the name of our brand on your clothing, as is custom in this great nation of ours, the United States of America. This merchandise store is COMING SOON, and we will let you know the moment it becomes public.

Today, though, is the day to celebrate our new Patreon which has just been launched. Patreon, for those of you who do not understand that internet content is made for the sake of money, not for creativity, is a website wherein you can sponsor a creator of your choice, for a certain amount of money per month. In return, depending on the amount, you, the all-consuming mollusk, earn exclusive rewards from yours truly, Bill, the staff member who is being held against his will [ sponsored ] by QXhpb20gQ29ycG9yYXRpb24=

So if you'd like to learn more, and potentially give money to a 21-year-old failed experiment, http://patreon.com/putitonmybill is the place to be! You can also click the above image to go directly there!

We here at Put It on My Bill cannot express our thanks that we have a devoted fanbase who love and cherish us more than anyone else ever has - after all, anybody who creates content on the internet must have been unloved as children!

Please stay tuned for more official statements as they arise.

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